Toby's Homework

Jokes

Jokes
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? A egg.

What is green and bounces around the garden? A spring onion.

How do you cut the sea in harf? You yous a seesaw?

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.

Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.

Why do bulls were a bell? Because there horn didn’t work.

Where does the biggest spider live? The world wide web.

How do you hiar a horse? Stand it in four bricks.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.

chicken skraps

starter

Moldy blue cheese spread

On stale bread

Main egg salad

Rotten eggs

Half eaten beetroot

Out of date milk

3 week old garlic

Dessert

brust bananas

Moldy strawberries

Rotten ice cream

chalk spelling

chalk spelling

chalk spelling

chalk spelling

In my mind

Take a trip inside my mind, it’s where I go whenever I feel like it, some times it when I’m bored and sometimes it’s when I’m sad.
I dream of having the ability to turn into a snow wolf.
I can often be found gaming and my mum is not there to tell me to get of.At times I feel sad and happy but never lonely because in my mind there's always people.
 When no one is watching I close my eyes and play on my chromebook because one is watching what I do in my mind. 
I think of wonderful places in my mind, candy land. I wonder if anybody dreams the same thing as me.
My hope is that my mind imagines different things.
This year I will keep taking trips inside my mind.

weeme

toby's marble run