Thursday, September 21, 2017

Jokes


Jokes
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? A egg.

What is green and bounces around the garden? A spring onion.


How do you cut the sea in harf? You yous a seesaw?


Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.


Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.


Why do bulls were a bell? Because there horn didn’t work.


Where does the biggest spider live? The world wide web.


How do you hiar a horse? Stand it in four bricks.


What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.

chicken skraps

starter
Moldy blue cheese spread
On stale bread


Main egg salad
Rotten eggs
Half eaten beetroot
Out of date milk
3 week old garlic


Dessert
brust bananas
Moldy strawberries
Rotten ice cream

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