Friday, September 22, 2017
Thursday, September 21, 2017
Jokes
Jokes
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? A egg.
What is green and bounces around the garden? A spring onion.
How do you cut the sea in harf? You yous a seesaw?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
Why do bulls were a bell? Because there horn didn’t work.
Where does the biggest spider live? The world wide web.
How do you hiar a horse? Stand it in four bricks.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
chicken skraps
starter
Moldy blue cheese spread
On stale bread
Main egg salad
Rotten eggs
Half eaten beetroot
Out of date milk
3 week old garlic
Dessert
brust bananas
Moldy strawberries
Rotten ice cream
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Belle 10 Jokes
The boys
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats you
Knock knock
Who’s there ?
The interrupting cow
The interrupting cow wh
Moooooo!
Knock knock
Who’s there ?
Double
Double who
W!
Knock knock
Who’s there ?
Leave
Leave who?
Leave the house you're not the owner
What is orange?
And sound like parrot
Carrot!
Where do bees go to the bathroom
At the bp station
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman
A snowball
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show ?
A-CAT-HAS-A-TROPHY!
Your mum's so fat when she walks into a city with a yellow jacket on everyone goes taxi, taxi
Monday, September 18, 2017
In my mind
Take a trip inside my mind, it’s where I go whenever I feel like it, some times it when I’m bored and sometimes it’s when I’m sad.
I dream of having the ability to turn into a snow wolf.
I can often be found gaming and my mum is not there to tell me to get of.At times I feel sad and happy but never lonely because in my mind there's always people.
When no one is watching I close my eyes and play on my chromebook because one is watching what I do in my mind.
I think of wonderful places in my mind, candy land. I wonder if anybody dreams the same thing as me.
My hope is that my mind imagines different things.
This year I will keep taking trips inside my mind.
I dream of having the ability to turn into a snow wolf.
I can often be found gaming and my mum is not there to tell me to get of.At times I feel sad and happy but never lonely because in my mind there's always people.
When no one is watching I close my eyes and play on my chromebook because one is watching what I do in my mind.
I think of wonderful places in my mind, candy land. I wonder if anybody dreams the same thing as me.
My hope is that my mind imagines different things.
This year I will keep taking trips inside my mind.
Take a trip inside my mind
Take a trip inside my mind it’s where I go when I am bored
I dream of being a gymnast in the future and in the new world’s
I want to be speeding around the world on my motorbike.
I wonder what i will do when I am older I might travel the world
And might and make a quick stop in Antarctica or end up in Australia
And be a professional zoo keeper or a professional gymnast in LA.
I can be found diving deep down touching all over the pools or doing
Flick flack all over at the gymnastics or speeding around on my motorbike
Doing donuts everywhere most like at the beach or at Kate's house.
At times i feel
happy when I get home from a sport
Mad because my sister and brother annoyed me
Sad when my friend leave me but it never happen .
When no one is watching I go on my phone and eat food like lollies.
I think of Being a professional gymnast in the future or a motorbike rider.
My hope is to be rich and be a silver fern (netball new Zealand).
This year i want to improve my writing.
that was summer/spring
That was summer
Remember that time
When I was swimming in the cold sea
And some waves can crashing at me
And I thought I was going to drown?
Remember that time when I was knee boarding out in the sea
And I flip over and it felt like I was going to drown?
That was summer
That was spring
Remember that time
When you woke up at 6.00
And you raced down the stairs
And you thought there were nothing to open all I could see were the blossom all around outside?
Remember that time
When we unripe all of the presents
And I had all my room fill of presents?
That was spring.
mrs macy by kate and belle
- Mrs macy won't be lonely anymore.
- So she can live happily.
- She doesn't have to just hangout with her students.
- So if pop can’t cook mrs macy can and it will be easier.
- They could feel more safe together.
- They could make more connections (pop could make friends with one of mrs macy's friend .
- It gives her time to do activities with.
- I would not take so long to clean up or do the dishes because they can do it together.
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